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[13 Dec 2008|05:17am] |
Ha!
It's gone. Finally.
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[10 Dec 2008|04:58am] |
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Well, shit.
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[07 Dec 2008|03:43am] |
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Whoever said that snogging got rid of the mistletoe lied.
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[05 Dec 2008|01:30am] |
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It's hard for people to take you seriously when there's greenery following you around.
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[29 Nov 2008|01:16am] |
I know that you may resent me for familial reasons, but throwing things at my head is far from productive inter-family reconciliation.
Women
are insane.
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[17 Nov 2008|12:37am] |
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Demelza, what has the woman who calls herself our mother gone and done?
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[06 Nov 2008|05:00pm] |
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Either the apocalypse is nigh or you all have gone crazy. Possibly both.
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[04 Oct 2008|04:27pm] |
I am depressed because my sister isn't speaking to me, my twin and best friend has gone to seek his fortune where the birds appreciate his accent, I don't know if I'm over Rose or not, and the only thing in my life right now is: Work.
That's really, really fucking depressing.
Who wants a drink?
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| Words. |
[29 Sep 2008|08:26pm] |
Ever noticed that when you say a word enough, it loses all meaning? Word of advice, Bletchley? You're a fucking cliche. Now shut the fuck up and find a thesauras.
Yes, I was being ironic.
I have to go to St. Mungo's this afternoon on what'll turn out to be a fruitless quest, surely. Unless there are Healers on these things who could lend a handsome, charming man a hand. Anyone fit the bill?
( PRIVATE TO LLEWELLYN )
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[20 Sep 2008|11:16pm] |
( Private to Audrey )
Chambers' dog is a real dog who can walk and is not a stuffed toy. I saw it with my own eyes, but fear not. I still have a few doubts. Speaking of, anyone who read this morning's Prophet might agree that entire publication has gone to the dogs. I'm sorry, but suggesting security trolls for a concert? There's a few things flawed with this logic. Firstly, you'd need a few security restraints on the trolls themselves before they attempt clubbing delegates. And less objectively, if anyone were to assassinate any of the Nimble 8, I'd really not be complaining whatsoever at all.
And, no. I don't want to adopt a puppy. Pucey, make your cousin stop asking.
I need to start dating again.
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[15 Sep 2008|01:52pm] |
Fucking hell. Raise your hand if you were looking for a flatmate again? I'm not going first person, first serve. I'd like you to tell me about yourself and probably answer whatever questions I might have. I am personally clean and hygenic, and keep common areas fairly tidy. Don't nag me about my own room and we'll be fine. I'm not being responsible for other people's children, pets, etc. at any point in time. I drink. I don't smoke. I do come in at late hours. I do cook, clean and can provide my own meals. Respect my privacy, and I'll return the favour.
That is all.
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[05 Sep 2008|05:22pm] |
Shackebolt has turned the Ministry of Magic into a serious shit hole.
or
The Ministry of Magic always was a shit hole. We should thank Shacklebolt for unveiling the depths of it's dysfunction. ?
( Private to Demelza )
( Private to Sasha )
( Private to Finlay )
The lack of Diggory's presence reminds me just how much I actually needed the little bastard.
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